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<card id="main" title="ReGiNa-aNgeL"><p align="center"><br/>[<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;tid=854&amp;page=1">Prima pagina</a>] [<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;tid=854&amp;go=last">Ultima pagina</a>]</p><p><small>Raspunsuri: 70 - Vazut: 76</small><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu:  La doctor:  - D-le doctor, cainele meu nu are nas!  - Si cum miroase?  - Ingrozitor... <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: Un mos merge la doctor. Acesta il intreaba:  - Cum stai cu inima, cu plaminii?  - Foarte bine.  - Dar e ceva care te supara?  - Da, am o problema: cind fac sex, aud fluieraturi in urechi.  - Ce virsta ai mata?  - 83 de ani.  - Pai la 83 de ani ce ar trebui vrea sa auzi, aplauze?! <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: La un cabinet stomatologic particular:  - Cum? Cinci sute de mii de lei pentru extractia unei masele? Doar pentru 5 minute de munca?  - Daca doriti, o extrag intr-o ora! <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu:  - Domnule doctor boala de care sufar e o boala rara?   - Da de unde. Cimitirele sunt pline... <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: Un anunt in cabinetul unui doctor:  &quot;Nu beau bomboane si flori&quot; <br/><br/></p><p align="center">-----<br/></p><p align="left">&#171;<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;page=8&amp;tid=854">pagina anterioara</a><br/><a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;page=10&amp;tid=854">pagina urmatoare</a>&#187;<br/>Pagina 9 din 15<br/>Dute la pagina<input name="pg" format="*N" size="3"/><anchor>[Dute]<go href="forumoff.php" method="get"><postfield name="action" value="viewtpc"/><postfield name="tid" value="854"/><postfield name="sid" value=""/><postfield name="page" value="$(pg)"/></go></anchor><br/></p><p><small><a href="forumoff.php?action=forum&amp;sid=">Forum &#187;</a>|<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewcat&amp;cid=39">Bancuri!</a><br/>Categorie&#187;<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewfrm&amp;fid=74">Bancuri cu doctori!</a> &#187; ReGiNa-aNgeL<br/><a href="index.php">&#171;Prim</a></small></p></card>


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