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<card id="main" title="~BANCURI CU MOLDOVENI~"><p align="center"><br/>[<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;tid=884&amp;page=1">Prima pagina</a>] [<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;tid=884&amp;go=last">Ultima pagina</a>]</p><p><small>Raspunsuri: 24 - Vazut: 53</small><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: Un moldovean, vorbind despre planurile sale de viitor:  &quot;Bluji am, jeaca-mi cumpar, o leaca di bataie stiu... acu' ma duc la Bucuresti.&quot; <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: I: De unde are Stefan cel Mare cizmele?  ??  R: De la genunchi in jos. <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: Un moldovean vine la munca dis-de-dimineata cu un ochi umflat, schiopatand si cu mana in ghips.  Seful mirat il intreaba ce s-a intamplat.  - Ah, nimic deosebit, raspunde moldoveanul.  - Cum nimic domnule, cand esti asa de ranit?  - Ah, nimic deosebit sefuŽ, niste golani m-au prins la nevasta-mea! <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu: I: Ce e ala un piron ?  R: Moldoveanul: locul de unde te urci in tren. <br/><br/><br/>&#187;<img src="images/ofl.gif" alt="-"/> &#169;andr31utzu:  Anunt la metroul moldovenesc:  &quot;Pazea ca sa lichiesc usili. Urmiaza statia Primavierii, cu podisca pi partea driapta&quot;. <br/><br/></p><p align="center">-----<br/></p><p align="left">&#171;<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;page=2&amp;tid=884">pagina anterioara</a><br/><a href="forumoff.php?action=viewtpc&amp;page=4&amp;tid=884">pagina urmatoare</a>&#187;<br/>Pagina 3 din 5<br/>Dute la pagina<input name="pg" format="*N" size="3"/><anchor>[Dute]<go href="forumoff.php" method="get"><postfield name="action" value="viewtpc"/><postfield name="tid" value="884"/><postfield name="sid" value=""/><postfield name="page" value="$(pg)"/></go></anchor><br/></p><p><small><a href="forumoff.php?action=forum&amp;sid=">Forum &#187;</a>|<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewcat&amp;cid=39">Bancuri!</a><br/>Categorie&#187;<a href="forumoff.php?action=viewfrm&amp;fid=75">Bancuri diverse!</a> &#187; ~BANCURI CU MOLDOVENI~<br/><a href="index.php">&#171;Prim</a></small></p></card>


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